{"id":7862,"date":"2023-11-08T18:16:23","date_gmt":"2023-11-08T15:16:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wikidollar.net\/7862\/tech-jokes-of-the-week\/"},"modified":"2023-11-08T18:16:23","modified_gmt":"2023-11-08T15:16:23","slug":"tech-jokes-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wikidollar.net\/?p=7862","title":{"rendered":"Tech jokes of the week &#8211; who doesn&#8217;t like a good laugh?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tech jokes of the week &#8211; who doesn&#8217;t like a good laugh?\u060c<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Who doesn&#8217;t like a good laugh?  Technical topics can sometimes be too serious or just plain boring.  So we decided to bring you some tech jokes to cheer you up and help you survive until the weekend.  What do you think of these?  Let us know in the comments section and add your own jokes if you like.  Here we go!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">A genie appeared before a woman.<\/span><br \/>\u201cWhatever you want, as many things as you want, just ask,\u201d said the genie.<br \/>&#8220;My husband&#8217;s eyes should only be on me during all waking hours.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;And then ..?&#8221;<br \/>\u201cHe shouldn\u2019t care about anything else in life but me.\u201d<br \/>&#8220;And then?&#8221;<br \/>\u201cHe should never sleep without me by his side.\u201d<br \/>&#8220;And then ..?&#8221;<br \/>\u201cWhen he wakes up in the morning, he should only see my face first.\u201d<br \/>&#8220;And then ..?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;He shouldn&#8217;t go anywhere without me.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;And then ..?&#8221;<br \/>\u201cIf there is even one scratch on me, he should go mad with grief.\u201d<br \/>&#8220;And then ..?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;That&#8217;s it.&#8221;<br \/>And, bingo, the genius transformed the woman into a smartphone!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, nice smartphone. How much did you buy it for?&#8221;<br \/>\u201cI won it in a race.\u201d<br \/>&#8220;Race? What kind of race? How many people were running?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, the mobile store owner, three cops and me.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Phrases that can make you smile:<\/span><\/p>\n<div>Why is it so difficult to contact a hacker?  He leaves his phone off the hook.<\/p>\n<p>I usually put my smartphone in my back pocket.  Now I&#8217;m a smartass.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry if your smartphone or TV is spying on you&#8230; Your vacuum cleaner has been accumulating dirt on you for years.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>Today I asked on my phone, &#8220;Siri, why am I still single?&#8221;  and he activated the front <a class=\"wpil_keyword_link\" href=\"https:\/\/wikidollar.net\/tag\/camera\/\"   title=\"camera\" data-wpil-keyword-link=\"linked\">camera<\/a>.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tech jokes of the week &#8211; who doesn&#8217;t like a good laugh?\u060c Who doesn&#8217;t like a good laugh? Technical topics can sometimes be too serious or just plain boring. So we decided to bring you some tech jokes to cheer you up and help you survive until the weekend. What do you think of these? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7863,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3777,454,5008,2090,515,9],"class_list":["post-7862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-technology","tag-doesnt","tag-good","tag-jokes","tag-laugh","tag-tech","tag-week"],"blocksy_meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wikidollar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wikidollar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wikidollar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wikidollar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wikidollar.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7862"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wikidollar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7864,"href":"https:\/\/wikidollar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7862\/revisions\/7864"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wikidollar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wikidollar.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wikidollar.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wikidollar.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}